If you've been living under a rock, The Hills is an original MTV "reality show" that documents the life of Lauren Conrad, former star of Laguna Beach. Lauren is a 22-year-old facing the daily struggles of love, life and friendship. With cameras documenting her every move, a full course load as a fashion student and an internship at Teen Vogue, Lauren Conrad's life is chaotic. Add in the drama of friendship and boys and you are immersed in MTV's The Hills. Since Season 1, Heidi -- Lauren's ex-BFF, has had a nose job, a boob job and has dyed her hair platinum blonde -- and can now be mistaken as one of Hugh Hefner's Girls Next Door (Isn't Spencer a lucky boyfriend?) Heidi and Spencer have moved in together, gotten engaged, have broken off their engagement and now live in separate apartments… but don't be fooled, they are still in love and have a great relationship (at least if you believe the tabloids)… and Lauren still hates them. Audrina, Lauren's new BFF has moved in with her and is still on-and-off again with the infamous motorcycle riding, burping in public, non-showering Justin Bobby… who Lauren still hates. Lauren, Audrina, and Lo (former High School BFF) bought their first house together (well Lauren and Lo did… Audrina lives alone in the back house… for now) and like it's scripted, someone has to hate someone else… this time it's Audrina who hates Lo. The only one who seems to avoid all of the drama is Lauren's former Teen Vogue co-worker, Whitney Port. Whitney has landed herself a job at People’s Republic, working for Kelly Cutrone… and Lauren still likes her. Season 4 airs August 2008 where more fun and drama will continue. -- Kate Rogan

Lauren: Audrina, Audrina, I just found an adorable boy from London with an accent who’s leaving tomorrow. Jackpot.

Derek (on first date with Lauren):What? What if I can’t stop thinking about you? Is that a bad thing? In a non-psychotic way. Maybe I’m psychotic. Maybe I murdered people, but… In high school, I dated a girl for seven years.

Heidi: And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and these awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.

Lauren: I have a very stressful job! I have to guard this VIP area!

Frankie: Where’s married boy (Spencer)?
Brody: Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM): How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?
Heidi: I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.

Jason (from London): All you Americans e-mail?
Lauren: Americans? Am I American?
Jason: I like to hope so.

Justin Bobby: I think truth in time tells all.
Audrina: Alright, so cheers to truth in time

Heidi: It’s snowing in LA! Let’s dance!

Lauren (about Justin Bobby): Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach.

Lauren: Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don’t want to be seen with.

We are not sure if he has a job, other than working to gain more camera time
He supposedly started rumors about Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler involving a sex tape
He doesn’t know what hand a wedding ring goes on
He uses words like beef, rollin’, homie….
He’s trying to become a billionaire by 30
He’s an even bigger drama queen than Lauren Conrad
He claims to get paid $100,000 + to make appearances at clubs

Lauren Conrad
Whitney Port
Heidi Montag
Spencer Pratt
Brody Jenner
Audrina Patridge
Justin Bobby

Season 3:
3-1 You Know What You Did (08.13.07)
3-2 Big Girls Don't Cry (08.13.07)
3-3 Truth And Time Tells All (08.20.07)
3-4 Meet The Parents (08.27.07)
3-5 Rolling With The Enemy (09.03.07)
3-6 Second Chances (09.10.07)
3-7 They Meet Again (9.17.07)
3-8 For Better Or Worse (09.24.07)
3-9 What Happens in Vegas... (10.01.07)
3-10 What Goes Around (10.15.07)
3-11 No More Mr. Nice Guy (10.22.07)
3-12 Stress And The City (10.29.07)
3-13 Young Hollywood (11.05.07)
3-14 Forgive And Forget (11.12.07)
3-15 With This Ring... (11.19.07)
3-16 A Night At The Opera (11.26.07)
3-17 Once A Player (12.03.07)
3-18 When One Door Closes (12.10.07)
3-19 Paris Changes Everything (03.24.08)
3-20 Back To LA (03.31.08)
3-21 An Unexpected Friend (03.31.08)
3-22 When Spencer Finds Out...(04.07.08)
3-23 Just Be Careful...(04.07.08)
3-24 Girls Night Out (04.14.08)
3-25 A New Roommate (04.21.08)
3-26 A Date With The Past (04.28.08)
3-27 No Place Like Home (05.05.08)
3-28 The Next Move Is Yours (05.12.08)